Masturbation makes you straight O.o

jordz_94@live.com says:
gai
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Oh, here comes a barrage of well thought out and meaningful insults…
jordz_94@live.com says:
bt yu r gai ove asked people frm yur skwl
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
OK, for one, SPEAK ENGLISH!!
jordz_94@live.com says:
ii am
jordz_94@live.com says:
nd r yu gna ansa my question
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Non-English words you have used: bt, yu, ove, frm, yur, skwl, gai, ii, nd, r, gna, ansa
jordz_94@live.com says:
du ii care
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
You should, you sound like an 8 year old
jordz_94@live.com says:
yhh okai
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
And also, do you understand that the only question you’ve asked is “Are you going to answer my question”
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
When you didn’t even ask one
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Silence was the loud reply
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You have just sent a nudge.
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[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
st man
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
wt kman
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
wt man
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
LMAO, can you actually type?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
fk yu man ii nw where yu live
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
so yanw
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Oh NNOOO!!! Does it matter that you know where I live?? Really..?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
wel if ii wana b dead it wld mata trus me don ii nw alot ovpeople
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
So, you’re suggesting that you and your imaginary friends are going to come to my house and kill me because I insulted your inability to type?
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
And also, you said if “I wanna be dead”, idiot
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
yh blud
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
nd yh k if yu new hu uu ws sayin dis tuu uu wldnt
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
I know who I is sayin’ this to, I is sayin’ it to you
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
So… what IS the point to this conversation?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
hve a go at yu
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
About what?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
bein gai
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Aside from being a total moron, you are TOTALLY wrong
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
ii en rong ive asked loadzz people at yur skwl
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
And these people are…?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
luke finn
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
ben tipson
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
jacob beechey
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
You know they spen like 5 minutes with me a week
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
?
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
*spend
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
And 3 isn’t typically considered as loads
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
wel ii fink ya gaii
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
OK, how can you judge my sexuality through my typing?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
mayb yur pik
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
O.o
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
So, how I look in a picture now determines what gender I am attracted to
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
yh
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Why?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
cz ii cn tell
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
luk at yur hair
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
and yur face
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Yes, to quote Friends “I have homosexual hair”
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
hu sez dwork quote reli
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
People who want to quote something/one, use the word quote, I though that would be rather fucking obvious
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
ii no wt it fkin meanzz yu wankaa
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
No, you said “Who uses the word quote” I told you who uses the word quote
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
And I’m sure you masturbate for than me
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
wt ?
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
What do you not understand?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
And I’m sure you masturbate for than me
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
You called me a wanker, this would mean I mastubate which I don’t, you, being a typical guy, probably do it quite a lot
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
so yur gai den
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Hangon, I’m gay because I DON’T handle penises?
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Hmmm… logical =]
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
…
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
wt
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Masturbating requires a person to handle a penis, yes?
[ נ         O        яdz ] 2K         8        !           says:
yh
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
So why doe NOT handling a penis make me gay?
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
*does
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
And, because you do not know how to reply, you log off
SGN        Take your morals and jump out the window.     says:
Or block me

So, now you can see why I stereotype people that go to Arthur Terry.

This kind of thing NEVER gets old : )

~Samuel xox